Stuff I didn't tweet

They seem to have detected a magnitude 5 quake. On Mars. People used to say Mars was pretty much a dead planet, geologically speaking. Apparently, that death was a wee bit exaggerated. WOW! @NASAInSight 's team & @CNES partners just received prelim data from Mars on what's believed to be the largest seismic activity ever recorded on another planet! Preliminary estimate: Magnitude 5 event. Must be patient as teams analyze the data: https://t.co/YrpPAufROX pic.twitter.com/go9J0zynnn — Thomas Zurbuchen (@Dr_ThomasZ) May 9, 2022 Oh, yeah, the image. Here you go:

I laughed. And therefore I would've retweeted. EU: if you want to join, you need to be like us Ukraine: pic.twitter.com/82Lu8TvrUd — Max Fras (@maxfras) May 9, 2022 Here's the image: :)

A Russian dude currently living in Georgia, for some mysterious reason (COFFPUTINCOFF), gets his mind blown by discovering the existence of left-leaning Russian propaganda. He most definitely did not see that coming.

I would most certainly have retweeted this. Nothing to see here. Just Russian anti-fascist army trains for its anti-fascist parade in their fancy anti-fascist uniforms. pic.twitter.com/GuL1gbml5O — Sergej Sumlenny (@sumlenny) April 30, 2022 As we already know, tweet quoting misses the images. So here they are: Yeah. Everybody is a Nazi. Only the ones using armbands with Nazi colours and design aren't. Those are the good guys. Right, Putin apologists? Right?

I'm almost exactly 2 indonedias away from Indonesia, it seems. That's quite a bit closer than I expected. Interesting to know. Totally useless, but interesting. (if you believe Reddit , that is)

I would certainly have retweeted this. #PPOD : An oryx and impala meet at the foot of a gigantic dune in the Namib Desert. Take a look at the scale in this photo! Namib-Naukluft National Park is thought to be Earth’s oldest desert and has the tallest sand dunes in the world, over 300m tall. 📷: @daniel_kordan pic.twitter.com/HYlgArF8VY — The SETI Institute (@SETIInstitute) April 29, 2022 As the tweet embedding misses the image, here it is: Wonderful. Just wonderful.

So there's this account on Twitter called Mythic Maps . It's a bot which publishes maps found in works of fantasy (mostly) and science fiction. This one is from Dave Duncan's «The Living God». Check the name of the continent (I think it's the continent's; is might also be the ocean's). That word means «pandemic» in a number of languages, Portuguese included. What a weird-ass name!

As a massive Pink Floyd fan, I approve. The glitchy aesthetic is quite fitting here.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is exactly what Guterres went there to guarantee. Although there may be a vast difference between an agreement "in principle" and in practice. Reuters: Putin agrees to U.N., ICRC help to evacuate civilians from Azovstal plant - U.N. .

Small cock - big table. Video grab of António Guterres with Adolf Putin.